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I remain unconvinced, I have to say!

Wringing hands over getting tiny flecks of pee on one's jeans/shoes reminds me of someone who told me they can't stand the idea of a bidet because using one would fill the air with aerosolised poop-mist. Or someone who doesn’t like oral sex because pee comes from there.

If anything, I would imagine someone who 'fears soiling themselves' when they pee while standing would probably also be hesitant about sitting on a toilet seat, especially outside of their own home. It doesn't seem worth worrying about such things.

Personally, and sorry if this is too specific, but if the end if my member touches the toilet bowl even once out of every hundred times I sit down to pee, that would be enough to make the experience way less enjoyable than standing to pee. And of course it happens much more often than that. I know I've just been saying people need to be less squeamish, but even I draw the line at smearing my glans on the inside of a unflushed toilet bowl.

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